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10 Confessions of a Lazy College Student

My Life Isn't Exciting.

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10 Confessions of a Lazy College Student
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It’s been three years and I still haven’t gotten any better.

I think I actually got worse.

In high school I had always been that type of person that would get up and go do everything I said I was going to do if not I would have at least tried. I don’t know what happened to that person and it’s about time they come back because it’s my Senior year and this isn’t a year for my procrastination. It’s not just that typical stay in the bed instead of hang out laziness:

  1. There are times when I would go to the café and hide out instead of going to class, because my health and wellness is always more important.
  2. You know that finger trick they tell you in science class about your index finger and thumb, how you can press them together as hard as you want and they’re still not touching? That’s how close I was to dropping out of school and pimping out classmates on the streets because I had forgot about a 10-page paper assignment given to me at the beginning of one month and was reminded of it by a friend the day before it was due. That professor only got 8 ½ pages.
  3. Freshmen year I had a suitemate that everybody said I had looked like from afar because we both wore our hair out every now and then. We’d sign each other’s name in a history class if one of us was out and he wouldn’t notice because all he’d have to see was at least one of the girls with the ‘fro and we were both marked present.
  4. When you say party, I say Netflix! Party! Netflix! Party! PlayStation! Party! Bedtime. Leave me alone.
  5. My friends and I will get hype to go to a festival event on campus just for the food and leave. We’d go back to our rooms with plates of food and no regrets.
  6. I hate doing laundry: I’d rather go out and buy more underwear than go out to wash what I already have. You can never have too much underwear!
  7. Sometimes I won’t do my hair on purpose the night before to give myself an excuse as to why I didn’t show up to class.
  8. My friends started doing a running routine. I ran with them one time. It was on a back road with hills and I thought I was going to pass out. The sun was going down and we didn’t even reach a hill yet. That was the last time I intentionally ran with my friends.
  9. I can have a drawer full of socks and they all could have holes in them because I’m too lazy to throw away one holy sock if the other sock is still good.
  10. I’m always taking a nap; simply because I get bored, but I’m too lazy to do anything about it.
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