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10 Clues You Are The Mom Friend

Are you suffering from Mom Friend Disease?

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Ever been ashamed by the amount of coupons you have? Ever stashed another water bottle in your purse because you know your friend will forget one? You may be suffering from M.F.D, or more commonly known as Mom Friend Disease. Take a look at the symptoms below to determine how severe your diagnosis is.

1. You always have a grocery store, pharmacy, and a doctor's office in your purse

It is totally normal for your bag to be so heavy because of all the necessary items you keep in it. There is nothing wrong with carrying around some snacks and water! Also, you never know when your friends will need some Advil for a headache, some athletic tape for a sprained ankle, or some band-aids for some scrapes.


2. You are always worried if your friends got home okay

You wait in the driveway for them to unlock their door and get inside safely. Also, if it takes them 10 minutes to get home, you are texting them in 12 minutes to see if they are inside and alright.


3. Your friends dating a new person = anxiety

Tell me where you are going, how long it takes to get there, when you will be home, who is this person, how did you meet them, and who will be driving.



4. You know all of the important dates week to week

Let's see... you have got one friend's birthday on Wednesday, and another's dance recital on Friday, so you should have enough time to make a poster for your friend's swim meet on Sunday.


5. Making sure your friends health is always tip top shape

Did you eat three meals today? Have you been drinking enough water lately? How do you feel? Can I help with your stress or make you some comfort mac & cheese?


6. You are the best hostess

You always have the greatest food and drinks for everyone around. Not just that, but you have a surplus of it and ask everyone if they would like to take leftovers to go. Also, blankets are always seen in a basket in the corner if one of your guests gets chilly.



7. Your suggestions on plans revolve around what coupons you have

Anyone up for BOGO free mini golf? Or let's see... *shuffles through coupon stand* ...I have $5 off of a medium pizza when we purchase two medium drinks?!


8. Need life advice? Momma's got you at all hours

You are the one people naturally come to with their problems. You are wise and mature for you age which makes everyone feel safe and trusted when confiding to you. You even have special ringtones for each of your friends so you know who is calling you at 3am.


9. Party? Guess what you choose to do

You are the one standing in the corner, socializing with the resident's dog or cat while keeping a distant eye on how much your friend is drinking and who they are talking to. Guess what you wil be doing later? Holding your friend's hair while they throw up in the bathroom.


10. When you see this post, it is because one of your friends tagged you

There is nothing wrong with it! You should take it as a compliment. MOM FRIENDS UNITE!!


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