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10 Chris Evans Movies Ranked By Hotness

Some of these movies suck, but their lead does not

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10 Chris Evans Movies Ranked By Hotness
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Chris Evans is one of the hottest men in the US right now. He's an amazing actor, and a quality person. He can do anything from a romantic comedy, to a superhero movie, and he does it well. These aren't Evans' ten best movies by any means, half of them are actually horrendous, but they're some of his hottest. He's one of my favorite people, so I dedicate this article to him.

10. Snowpiercer

You're probably thinking, what did I get myself into with this article, but hang with me for this one. Evans rarely looks bad, The Iceman is different that was all hair and makeup, and this movie is no exception. He doesn't necessarily look hot and dreamy like he usually does, but he's not the worst looking guy in the world. He spends the majority of the movie covered in dirt and soot, and its kind of hot. Don't judge me, I swear you will agree with his attractiveness in the rest of the list.

9. The Nanny Diaries

Evans is younger in this movie, and just as hot. He's clean shaven and rocks a lot of collared shirts. His character is sweet and nice, and you fall in love with him every second he's on the screen.

8. Puncture


Suspenders, no shirt, suspenders AND no shirt. Its the best of both worlds. Crappy, random tattoos, and hair everywhere tops it off. Throw in the beard, and the fact that he's a lawyer and you've got me hooked. Yeah... he's a addicted to drugs... but we can look past that, right?

7. Not Another Teen Movie


This is not the best movie, but we're not ranking these movies based on the movie themselves. He has died dark hair, a varsity jacket, a clean shaven face, and a can't care attitude. It's a bad movie, but Evans makes it slightly better. The scene with the whipped cream almost makes the whole movie worth it.

6. Playing It Cool



Evans plays a writer in this romantic comedy about finding love. He's got a beard and a buzz cut, and an adorable drunk love profession. Rom Coms and Chris Evans make for a great night.

5. Before We Go


Evans is a musician, hot, has a beard, hot, and there's not much more I could ask for. That's all I have to say for this one, to be honest.

4. The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond



I'm a sucker for accents, and although Evans' southern accent is a little off at times, its still hot as hell. His hair is perfectly styled in this movie, and we get the best of both worlds with a dressed up Evans and a dressed down, poor looking Evans, both are extremely attractive.

3. The Fantastic Four

Yeah, I know, these aren't the greatest movies. They're debatably two of the worst Marvel movies, however, Evans looks fine in these films. Evans' character is a douchebag, but he's got the looks to get away with it. He's shirtless or in spandex for a major chunk of the movies. No complaints on the casting, lots of complaints on the rest of the film though...

2. Captain America and the Avenger's Franchise



Chris Evans is Captain America, Steve Rodgers, whatever you want to call him, and he's gorgeous. Waxed chest, spandex costume, hot, sweaty, fight scenes, Chris Evans as Captain America has everything you could ask for from a superhero. He's got the manners of a man from the 40's, and a sense of humor. That butt though...

1. What's Your Number



Chris Evans in a romantic comedy, is the best Chris Evans. This is number one because its as Chris Evans as it gets. He's a goofball in real life, and he's a goofball in this movie. He's naked for a good chunk of it, in all of his hairy, muscley glory. He plays guitar, AND sings, there's not much better than that, to be honest. He's adorable, and in love, and I'm in love with this movie.

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