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10 Blair Waldorf Quotes You Need To Live By

xoxo, Gossip Girl

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10 Blair Waldorf Quotes You Need To Live By
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No matter if you swear Blair Waldorf is your spirit animal, or that Serena Van Der Woodson describes your life, or even if you label yourself as a season 1 Jenny Humphrey you have all heard Blair's fabulous comebacks, snark remarks, and even life advice. Whatever team you're on or even if you don't watch Gossip Girl at all, these 10 quotes will get you through it all.

1. "Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop."

I don't know about you guys, but the only thing that gets me through a horrible day is going to Target. I don't even have to buy anything I just need to know its there. To see what is new on the $3-$5 section, or to see whatever holiday they are decorating way too early for.

2. "She likes to see the best in people, I like to see the truth."

You go Blair. She always was the one to tell you what she thought about your new bf or bff first. Even if you didn't believe her, in the end she was usually right about the person.

3. "You can't make people love you, but you can make people fear you."

Did you fear Blair Waldorf? I did. But secretly love her? Yep, me too.

4. "Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish."

Boys are pigs, B. She did always know how to keep them wanting more, or at least knowing they wanted to know Blair Waldorf.

5. "I'm not a stop along the way I'm a destination."

Every girl should live by this quote. Don't settle for the boy who may make time for you between the first party of the night and his second. Go after the boy who takes you to party 1, 2, 3, and even drives you home after.

6. "Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious."

Girls should know this to be true. If you question why Susie, who you have never talked to before, suddenly wants to know where your boyfriend is it isn't because she wants to be friends.

7. "Just because we can't be together, doesn't mean I won't love you."

Just because you and your first love aren't together anymore doesn't mean you need to wish him a horrible life. Love him because you loved him as the person he was when he was yours. Just know he isn't that person anymore.

8. "The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess."

Your prince will be yours when it is your time. But until then live a life for you, and make sure you are independent before you need him.

9."Here's the thing, you have to be cold to be queen."

Be nice for the most part, but be the b!tch when you need to be.

10. "Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas."

xoxo, Gossip Girl.

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