Sometimes you just need a break from "glasses of champagne out on the dance floor." Because if your "summer diet is just rose and calamari," you're probably going to be pretty pissed at yourself in the fall. Anyway, enough passive aggressive Drake quoting, let me get to the point. Put your phone down, turn the music up (I highly recommend Summer Hits of The 2000s on Pandora), and pick one of the following movies to watch with your best b*tches.
Note: you may turn off the music once your movie begins. Music must go back on after for a calorie-burning dance party.
1) "Mean Girls"- To remind you what not to do when you move away from Africa and enter the Girl World.
2) "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen"- some of Lindsey's finest work if you ask me. Which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway.
3) "Juno"- shedding light on the "Secret Life of the American Teenager," with an excellent soundtrack.
4)" Aquamarine"- it's true, Mermaids really do have more fun.
5) "Napoleon Dynamite"- My best friend reminds me of him. He's perfect.
6)" Sandlot"- Wendy Peppercorn is the original hot life guard, you all should stop with your #workselfie.
7) "13 Going On 30-" When you realize you're trying to grow up too fast but it doesn't suck to be "30 and flirty and thriving." At least, Jennifer Garner makes it look that way.
8) "Clueless"- a movie night without Cher? As if. But dating your ex step brother is totally weird.
9)"Obsessed"- Yeahhhhh send that 10th unanswered text. It could be worse... You could be trying to compete with Beyoncé.
10)" Bring It On" (the entire series)- If you can't quote the whole thing, you gon' learn today!
11)"John Tucker Must Die"- Classic. That is all.
Just have everyone bring a family-size something to munch on, pass it around, and enjoy all of the estrogen & emotions! Xo, you need your gal pals because...
