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10 Of The Steamiest Sex Scenes To Add To Your Netflix Queue

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Feb 14, 2017

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10. Team America World Police

This is only here because if I didn't put it on the list, someone would have said I forgot it. It's funny and graphic.

9. Roadhouse

Spoiler alert: This is not going to be the only Patrick Swayze movie on the list. What can I say, the man brings the sex appeal! Roadhouse is no different. This takes the shower scene from Fifty Shades Darker and actually makes it sexy.

8. Showgirls

Like Team America, this one is on the list for pure hilarity. I have never had sex in a pool and perhaps I am no expert on it. I just really question the physics of this scene, which makes it a true eyesore.

7. Gone Girl

Okay, this one is a bit of cheat, because they don't actually have sex. However, it's a great scene from a film standpoint. So, it is worthy of a spot here. Also, let's be real, Rosamund Pike really fucked NPH in this scene.

6. Sausage Party

This was one of the biggest surprises in film history. The film was leading and building towards this and we all had no idea. This is better than the Team America scene. Hilarity and severely graphic, but brilliant.

5. Ghost

This scene captures the beauty of sex and I think it is almost without peer. I say that knowing I ranked 4 other scenes up higher. This isn't so much about the sex, but the build up to it. Which is fitting considering I couldn't find a clip with both the build and the sex following it. So, enjoy the build up.

4. Knocked Up

Who would have thought that Patrick Swayze and Seth Rogen would be the two common actors on this list. This scene captures the awkwardness of a one night stand to an almost embarrassing degree. It also teaches the valuable life lesson to always wrap it, buddy.

3. Watchman

Probably my most controversial pick. This one is widely regarded as a laughable misstep from social media punching bag Zack Snyder. I actually enjoy the fact that two superheros bang to Leonard Cohen. There is a sweetness and a desperation about it all that I find fascinating. Also, it comes complete with a comedy money shot. 'Nuff Said.

2. American Psycho

Three very important and simple reason why this is great; Genesis, Batman, and sex. Now, that is a legendary threesome.

1. Top Gun

I mean, hello! How in the blue hell could this not be the greatest sex scene of all-time? It's got incredible '80s tunes and Cruise!

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10 Of The Steamiest Sex Scenes To Add To Your Netflix Queue

Add these titles to your next night in with bae.

10. Team America World Police

9. Roadhouse

8. Showgirls

7. Gone Girl

6. Sausage Party

5. Ghost

4. Knocked Up

3. Watchman

2. American Psycho

1. Top Gun

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!