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Nicole Arment

May 30, 2016

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The 10 Best "Job Titles" From ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette

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Looking for a little career guidance? Look no further than ABC's The Bachelor/Bachelorette! While the rest of the world is trying to do real jobs, the hit reality series has shown America that you can basically do ANYTHING in life and call it a job... Some of these job titles, make you wish they were an actual occupation with a real pay, and some were just so creative you just have to laugh!

1) Dog Lover

Don't we all wish we could get paid for loving dogs...

2) Pizza Entrepreneur

So do you make pizzas?

3) WWE Diva in-training

How much does that pay..?

4) Law Student/Exotic Dancer

You have to pay off that student debt somehow....and every college student contemplates it at least once...

5) Twins

Does this pay starting at birth?

6) Hipster

I'm pretty sure this hipster admitted to JoJo that he hasn't even watched the show before and knew nothing about her...

7) Erectile Dysfunction Expert

He probably doesn't have business cards with the name "Erectile Dysfunction Expert" on there..

8) Chicken Entusiast

This one is an interesting job....

9) Pantsapreneur

JJ was a cutie and he loved his various pants.

10) Bachelor Super fan

If only we could all get paid for loving and watching this show....

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