10 Bad Habits You Picked Up From Charlie Kelly
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10 Bad Habits You Picked Up From Charlie Kelly

Because suddenly you're craving a milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of jelly beans ... served raw.

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10 Bad Habits You Picked Up From Charlie Kelly
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Ah, Charlie Kelly. The keeper of our hearts and reason behind our laughter... and Paddy's Pub's passing health inspection. If "Good Will Hunting" taught us anything, it's that janitors have far more to them than meets the eye. He may be illiterate, a glue enthusiast and a stalker, but he's a genius.

Here are 10 habits Charlie Kelly has whiddled your life in some way... even if its just by picturing denim chicken every time you eat KFC.

1. You're a horrible listener.

Friends gossiping? Mom yelling? Grandma calling? You just can't do it anymore.

2. You pay more attention to how your butt looks in those pants.

Butt, butt, butt pants!

3. And you don't pay attention to what you put into your body... like, at all.

4. And you don't care one bit.

5. You become more aware of the rat problem in your area.

And you're willing to go above and beyond to end it.

6. You can't take a good picture to save your life.

Even if you spend hours getting ready (LOL).

7. You start to dream in cartoons.


8. You start to acquire more and more pairs of long johns.

And you spend a disturbingly large amount of time in them.

9. You try your hand at internet dating.

Unsuccessfully, may I add?

10. You become completely out of touch with reality.

Like, astronomically out of touch.

Disclaimer: these 10 things are just the beginning. You may feel the sudden urge to clean a toilet, develop an obsession with Sears, or eat some cat food. Completely normal. ~* Embrace it *~ and don't forget to ask yourself... WWCKD?

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