We're back. After the longest summer imaginable, the Badgers are finally back to take on another year on the Hill... until the Spring Hill Rumor Mill kicks into gear and we all realize that some things have changed:
1. There are about 450 new freshman this year.
2. The 3rd Fairways apartment is still under construction.
3. The prices in the Cloister have soared.
4. Juanita retired without telling us goodbye.
5. The caf staff portions our breakfast servings now.
6. The “no opaque and inconspicuous container” rule will soon become the “no container” rule.
7. Friday mornings will now consist of hopping off the Badger Bus and into a purple shirt. #PurpleUp
8. Once a month, the caf salad bar will become the "SUPER" salad bar.
9. Portier Place is basically Barbie Dream House.
10. With the new high-tech wristbands, you can enter your dorm with a “flicka da wrist."
Oh, and one more surprise: We're "Badger Country" now. A population of 1,300 is not big enough to be considered a small town, much less a country. But, hey, it makes Spring Hill College sound relevant and exciting, so let's just roll with it.