College can be a scary place. Sometimes bad things can happen. These things can be horrid and despicable and traumatizing. So, gather around the campfire to here some one sentence horror stories about college.

1. I already used all my meal swipes today.

2. I woke up late.

Probably because of number 9.

3. The chicken fingers are undercooked.

I don't want salmonella, I am too young.

4. There are no lids left.

You get your medium sized drink that comes with your meal swipe, and there are only large drink sized lids left. It is the worst.

5. Nobody can drive me to Walmart.

6. Target is closed.

Now where will I stock up on frozen food???

7. I haven't eaten real food in 3 weeks.

Mom... please... just overnight me some stuffed shells on dry ice... I am begging you.

8. Domino's is out of mushrooms and it is 2 am and all I want is a bacon and mushroom pizza.

This is absolutely non fiction.

9. I can't sleep.

...and I have an 8 AM.

10. I have to do laundry.

11. There's no Tide Pods left.

I have to actually measure out detergent now???

12. My best friend went home for the weekend.

13. All my friends went home for the weekend.

14. The pizza is taking too long to get here.

Come on, its 2 AM, I need to scarf down some pizza and get to sleep.

15. My phones about to die.

16. My phones about to die, AND I am about to shower and I NEED my shower tunes.

Well, if these stories didn't give you panic attacks, the chills, and make you want to run home and hide under your bed then you must have no fears...