For many, Fall is a time of great happiness because it is such a beautiful season. There's Halloween, sweaters, apple cider, and the return of the best shows on television. However, the coming of the season brings some less-beautiful trends to the surface as well, my least favorite trend being: pumpkin spice. When it first started, it was cute. Those pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks adding a new sizzle to the fall excitement even. Now it has taken over the planet --- and not in a good way.

If you're sitting here going, "NO, YOU'RE WRONG," then allow me to open your eyes to the market of pumpkin spice products that are just plain r i d i c u l o u s.

1. Pumpkin Spice Bagels

Why not start the morning right of with this perfect pumpkin pick-me-up?

2. Pumpkin Spice Hummus

Because you can't eat a pumpkin spice bagel without the pumpkin spice spread.

3. Pumpkin Spice Ale

I don't think that most people typically drink their pumpkins, but if it'll get me drunk...

4. Pumpkin Spice Latex Condom

If you've been looking to spice up your sex life, then this is definitely the product for you!

5. Pumpkin Spice Latte Pizza

Are you vomiting in your mouth yet?

There're also various other pumpkin spice dips , spreads, juices, Milano cookies, yogurts including (Yoplait and Chobani), gum, granola bars, chips (Pringles), cereal, and if you just can't get enough of that, there's also the pumpkin spice extract itself to just flavor your next meal.

The trend may have been appealing at first, but it has gone too far. I hope you're reading @TheRealPSL.