The Stages Of Your Period As Told By Mean Girls
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The Stages Of Your Period As Told By Mean Girls

Periods are so not fetch.

Katharina Jung
Sep 21, 2015
University of South Florida
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The Stages Of Your Period As Told By Mean Girls
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Your period just came. Great. It's exactly what you were looking forward to. Haha, NO.

1. Before the arrival


For most people, you get the tell tale sign that your period is arriving by your face acting up, not in a good way. Hello, period pimple. Goodbye, stellar complexion.

2. "Oh dear, she's arrived."


Seriously, it's like once you see that spot of blood, that's all you can think. Plus, if you have bad period days, it can ruin whatever was planned.

3. "Please don't make me bloat this month."

Because bloating always makes those really cute pants not fit anymore.

4. The pain.


Dear Mother Nature, sorry I didn't have a kid this month, please show mercy.

5. When your friends want you to stop being a b*tch


Seriously, I'm trying not to keel over in pain, so don't even start with the whole "stop being a b*tch" nonsense.

6. When you try to cover the gross smell of period.


Well, at least you don't smell iron and rotten cheese.

7. The food mood swings

You know what I'm talking about.

8. When you realized you just used an entire pack of 36 tampons in the last week.

"Great, now I need to spend another $20 on tampons."

"Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George...

your period."


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