Tweets Of The Week: Sleep, Tuna And Crayons
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Tweets Of The Week: Sleep, Tuna And Crayons

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Tweets Of The Week: Sleep, Tuna And Crayons

Darth Vader @DepressedDarth If you had your legs chopped off by your best friend and your wife died, you'd have trust issues too

The QI Elves @qikipedia Woody Allen has written every one of his film scripts on a typewriter he bought 64 years ago

wint @dril (saying loud enough so people can hear) the matrix is the james bond of steam punk

wolf pupy @wolfpupy going to take a leaf from wikipedia and let you all know that if everyone reading this gave me 600 dollars the world would be a better place

Ali Spagnola @alispagnola I'm really good at cooking beans and soup and vegetables and tuna…from a can…at room temperature… Also, it turns out that's not cooking.

jay cipher @iamjalani normal sleeping schedules? what are thoooose

jay cipher @iamjalani my "pretending to be okay game" strong af.

demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon im the guy at karaoke that likes to screech the guitar solo in bohemian rhapsody. everybody i've ever dated goes to another school in canada

Karl From Online @HammerFist3

Good pickup lines free of charge:
• "Hey girl have you ever watched YouTube?"
• "Piranhas are scary."
•"I found an old computer in the alley

Darth Vader @DepressedDarth Less than a month until the new Star Wars

stanley behrman @stanleybehrman

It could never happen to me

*Happens to me

Danni @Danni7676 Broken crayons still color....

Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu Pretty sure I heard my bills audibly sigh as I tossed them into a pile.

Underchilde @Underchilde Love is like that rain scene in The Notebook, except you get struck by lightning.

unreMarcable @itshotterhere I'd rather fight it out, if it's real, than to have it easy with something fake.

Craving @calluptome If you need me I'll be in a weird mood.

scott hayes @legrant101 Your heart opens a little more with every "thank you" that passes your lips.

philosophy of mind @nakedlaughing Come with me, I found a hidden life inside the pages of this book...



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