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Get It Together, Greeks

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Get It Together, Greeks

Hey folks! It's Clabby here again coming in hot! Don't forget we are great formal dates if you can't find one! Keep sending your advice to scott201@purdue.edu or 317-979-1026.


Dear Claire and Abby,


I think I go out too much. I am really trying to enjoy life before the real world hits. Do I have a problem that I should get help for? 

Sincerely, Boozed and Confused   


Dear Boozed,             

Everyone knows you aren’t considered an alcoholic until you graduate from college. Maybe you should stay in school a few extra years to get it all out of your system. NEXT. 

Sincerely, Claire and Abby   


Dear Claire and Abby,             

My mom is trying to live vicariously through me. She forces me to enter pageants and now she wants me to join a modeling agency. How do I tell her that she is taking it too far? 

Sincerely, Maniac Momager   


Dear Maniac,             

You should probably hit up the Kardashian sisters and get their input on the situation because it sounds like a classic case of the Kris Jenner. I actually have Kim’s phone number if you need it! It’s 260-416-4716. 

Sincerely, Claire and Abby

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