If you’re not in management, I’m not sorry at all, and you should probably keep reading because I know how much pain you feel every day, wishing that you had picked management as your major, and I love watching you all struggle.
-My exams consist of content that I will actually use throughout my life.
-My exams consist of content that I will actually use throughout my life.
-My major is still harder than most.
-I am probably better at solving real world problems than any engineer.
-But Professor Thoman, I really don’t think anyone was talking…
-I haven’t been to Hicks since… well, since I was in engineering
-I’m pretty sure that if I go to class and do my homework, I can get a 3.0
-The only day I didn’t drink last week was Sunday.
-I’m bored
-Why is everyone else studying all the time?
-Does anyone want to pregame accounting?
-I miss Tony Grieg
-The only thing I learned in CS 235 is how many ugly bowling shirts there really are in this world.
-I love how most people in my classes are Greek.
-It’s Friday, can we go early?
-I’m out-of-state, why the hell am I at Purdue?
-Do I have to go to class today? Let me check the Syllabus.
-Everyone else in here is hung-over too; at least I’m in good company.
-I’m so glad I’m not in engineering any more…
This is a satire. I don’t actually believe that any major is better or worse than another, just the same as I don’t believe in frat or sorority tiers or rankings. You pick your major and your house based on what is best for YOU. I excel in management because it is what I enjoy, and as a result, it comes easily to me. Purdue blackballed me from the engineering program, and it is one of the best things they could have done for me. Follow me on twitter @DontTreadOnMe93