Hi ya’ll! We’re back with another week of fabulous advice! Because we wanted to slap you in the face with our best advice, we don’t have a guest advice giver this week. Keep sending your advice questions to scott201@purdue.edu or 317-979-1026.

Dear Claire and Abby,

My boyfriend is going through this phase where he is basically trying to be Eminem. It all started when he watched 8 Mile for the first time a couple weeks ago. Since then he has bleached his hair and only speaks in raps. It is driving me crazy and I miss the old him. How do I deal?            

Sincerely, Future Kim Scott  

Dear Future Kim,            

You should start dressing and acting just like Rihanna. You can cut your hair short and get a chest tattoo and wear see-through rhinestone dresses. You guys can be the new power couple on campus. Embrace his new 8 Mile look.  

Sincerely, Claire and Abby  

Dear Claire and Abby,              

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year, now, and everything is going great except for one thing. Since before I met him he has been obsessed with Playboy Magazine and continues to read it religiously even though I have told him repeatedly that it makes me uncomfortable. I don’t want to be too pushy, but I really don’t want him to be reading this magazine because it makes me a little jealous.             

Sincerely, Pam Anderson’s Only Competition   

Dear Pam,             

We suggest that you start reading Playgirl Magazine in front of him and hanging naked male centerfold posters on your wall. Your BF will probably start to feel the same way you do and will hopefully quit his habit. If you realize he starts to like your new magazine more than his own, you might have a little bit bigger problem on your hands.             

Sincerely, Abby and Claire   

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Dear Claire and Abby,            

What’s Gucci? I recently bought a Razor Scooter. Does this turn you on or off? Sincerely, Hot Wheels   

Dear Hot Wheels,             

We are team razor scooter. Number six on my list of things I’m looking for in a guy is “heelies/razor scooter.” So needless to say, it’s a turn on. Call me (wink wink).              

Sincerely, Clabby