There's no denying that so far this summer, most of the country has had its fair share of rain. While everyone was giving their condolences to Texas at the beginning of the season, they should have been learning from their situation. Just this past Sunday I had to rearrange all of my garden gnomes because a great flood came and washed them away (too bad Gnoah didn't allow them aboard his ark). Needless to say, I'm pretty sure everyone is over all this rain and ready for a few dry, sunny summer days. Here I have summed up what goes through midwesterners' heads when they hear rain is coming.
1. We're all going to die.
2. God is flooding the planet.
3. Flash flood? You mean flash swimming water park.
4. Or maybe I'll just stay in bed all week.
5. Go to California, we've had enough of you Mr. Rain.
6. I think I need new rain boots.
7. I definitely need new rain boots.
8. Oooh! New rain boots!
9. Maybe we should buy the animals rain boots?
10. Hopefully there's something good on TV today.
11. Rain makes me hungry.
12. I think I've gained some water weight from all this rain. Definitely not from the food.
13. The couch isn't so bad. I didn't want to go outside anyway.