It is a well-known fact that Michigan is home to some of the most competitive college students around. We are one of the few states in which something as simple as a decision of which college to attend can tear families apart. Ohio State is rarely even spoken of here and you best believe that attending that [ahem, horrible] university will most likely ruin your relationship with every Michigander alive. Michigan does hold some of the world's most highly ranked universities, but let's just see what our completely factual and totally correct source, Urban Dictionary, has to say about them.

University of Michigan

Also noted: "A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports."

Michigan State University

U of M's little brother?

Michigan Technological University

Honorable mention to definition 2, "Where it's hard to get good grades, but even harder to get a girlfriend."

Wayne State University

There are no concrete definitions of Wayne State University except for this.

Western Michigan University

Grand Valley State University

The second definition quotes, "Known for their Division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY too much."

Central Michigan University

Fire up, Chips.

Eastern Michigan University

Oakland University

Northern Michigan University

Ferris State University

Saginaw Valley State University

And, just for kicks and giggles: Ohio State University.