Sasshole (noun)- Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass (urbandictionary.com)
There's always that one person in your friend group who is a grade A sasshole, but you still keep him/her around. For me, my entire friend group is a plethora of sassholes. You're probably thinking, "why would you stay friends with people who are so mean?" but truth is, I love them because I too, am a complete and utter sassy butthole.Here are some signs that you and your friends are sassholes:
1. You're all bilingual: fluent in English and sarcasm
2. You're all witty
3. Sometimes one of you will say something without thinking
4. and then someone gets offended
5. But then that person remembers that he/she isn't intentionally try to be offensive
6. So you'll all laugh it off
7. They apologize in a weird way that seems insincere
8. But they're totally sincere and inside they're like
9. Honesty comes easy
10. Even if you don't want them to be
11. But they're just looking out for you
12. Because underneath those sasshole comments
13. You all love one another
Sasshole friends are the friends that you don't have to hide any aspect of yourself with. They're the ones that don't judge you when you mess up, because they were probably with you when you did it. To have a group of friends who are sassy, funny, and lovable is a blessing. Sassholes are keepers.