Adele made a comeback after being essentially MIA for the past four years, and everyone is obsessed. The music video for her new song "Hello" came out about a week ago and it has left us all wanting more, and wondering who her stylist is and if we can hire them, because our favorite 25-year-old singer is back looking better than ever. If you haven't watched the music video, you are doing a disservice to yourself, and if you have, chances are some of these thoughts crossed your mind.
Okay a dusty windowsill, very dramatic.
Focusing in on a car, is she in the car?
Oh no, never mind.
Ugh, I love Adele’s accent.
“Can you hear me now?,” isn’t that from some cell phone commercial?
OH MY her outfit is KILLER.
I should get a jacket like that, it’s so chic and sophisticated.
Adele is so chic and sophisticated; I think she is my new idol.
I wonder if she sneezed when shooting this and they had to start over because that is a lot of dust.
Okay who did her makeup?
I want them to do my makeup, but I bet it would cost a million dollars.
Would I even look that good? Her bone structure is just amazing.
Oh God, her voice is soothing yet moving at the same time, how does she do that?
Goosebumps, I have goosebumps.
I wonder if there is an Instagram filter that looks like the one in the music video, it's so flattering.
How does she look so amazing in the wind, I get hit by one gust and look like I got hit by a tornado.
Okay walking away in the rain is a little dramatic; I would like to think Adele wouldn’t be with someone so dramatic.
Maybe that’s why they broke up, he was just too much.
A telephone booth, is this supposed to be in Europe?
Or maybe it’s just supposed to symbolize calling?
Oh, more walking away in the rain…
Why isn’t Adele ever in the rain?
Probably because it would ruin her makeup.
The song isn’t even over and I want to listen to it again.
I forgive you for disappearing for four years because this is so worth it.
She’s touching her face a lot, I wonder if she’s going to break out from that.
Why does her man have a flip phone? Is that symbolism?
Maybe it’s because you can slam it shut and cause more of a scene.
iPhones don’t really let you be dramatic, I never realized that.
I wonder how many attempts it took to get her eyeliner so perfect.
Wait, it's over?
That was abrupt.
I should probably just listen one more time.