Hey Erupptionzoner's, apparently there's a new squad in town and those Upper East Siders better watch out. I hope you brought your cameras because no one has had the talent, skill, or strength to keep up with this history-making team. First the SEC and then the national title. 

Trey Lyles - Jenny Humphrey

Dancing to the beat of their own drum, Trey and Lil J may have more in common than you think. These two are always going missing, but they're passionate and challenge themselves to be the very best (even if Coach Cal loses him). #WhereIsTrey

Marcus Lee - Vanessa Abrams

Marcus and Vanessa are just like you and me. Vanessa never quite fit in with the elite, but Marcus can be found anywhere on campus. He's just a regular guy and down to earth (even though he towers over all of UK's student body).

Karl Anthony Towns - Cyrus Rose

Cyrus and Towns are two lovable guys. You can't help but smile when they're around because they just seem so kind and caring.

Willie Cauley-Stein - Rufus Humphrey

Willie and Rufus are like two hipster dads. Willie just seems like a father figure, looking over the younger players and always leading by example, much like Rufus sets an example for his own children.

Alex Poythress - Eric van der Woodsen

When Poythress got injured, UK stood behind him. When Eric was in need, his family and friends were there till the end. These two are genuinely well-loved and persevere through whatever life throws at them. #RoarFor22

Dakari Johnson - Dorota Kishlovsky

Dakari and Dorota are the goofy ones of the group. They complete the team and it wouldn't be the same without them. I mean look at those smiles, such team players. 

Tyler Ulis - Dan Humphrey

No one seemed to realize what these two were capable of at the beginning, but as the season progressed, we saw just how powerful they actually were. People overlooked them, but they proved us wrong. 

Devin Booker - Serena van der Woodsen

Devin and Serena are just your typical divas. The attention is somehow always on them, but for good reason. We can't forget that smooth-as-a-baby's-butt skin that they both have. #1 on the court, #1 in our hearts. 

Andrew Harrison - Chuck Bass

Aaron Harrison - Nate Archibald

Andrew and Aaron's relationship with each other is parallel to none other than the best of friends, Chuck and Nate. Andrew and Chuck have that signature smolder and Aaron and Nate have heartthrob smiles that no Kentucky lady can resist. While these duos yell at each other from time to time, it's only because they truly love and support one another. Thick and thin, they're always rooting each other on.

Coach Cal - Blair Waldorf

The resemblance between Cal and Blair is uncanny. Temper tantrums are kind of their specialty but these two are filled with so much passion and heart for what they love that they will go to great lengths to get what they want. 

Drake - Georgina Sparks

Obviously, Drake isn't really on the team, but he thinks he is just like Georgia thinks she's a part of the elite Upper East Siders. Let them think they're a part of our world all they want, but Drake doesn't even go here (and he's Canadian?) 

What did I say about this team being elite? See you during March Madness, Erupptionzoners. 

XOXO Gossip Girl