You got your headphones in, sunglasses on, and resting bitch face ready to go. Here are some everyday thoughts you undoubtedly might have on your way to class in the wonderful world of Iowa City.

1. Why did I ever think it was a good idea to schedule an 8 a.m.?

2. ON A TUESDAY?!?!

3. Weather App said it was 71 today, so why does it feel like 102.

4. Back sweat already?!

5. Mother Nature needs to cool the F down.

6. I'm going to regret saying that when Elsa freezes all of Iowa City in a few months.

7. Jeez, that girl looks super cute today.

8. I should dress nicer for school to show my professors that I'm a well-put together individual with responsibilities.

9. HAHAHA, who am I kidding. All I own are sweats.

10. OMG, that girl is jogging at this hour?!

11. Maybe I should start jogging.

12. LOL, I'm not gunna start jogging.

13. *stops walking* SHIT. DID I LOCK THE DOOR???

14. F*ck. This is the third time I've forgotten in a week

15. I've never noticed these flowers over there; those look so nice!

16. Alright, focus. What do I need to get done today?

17. Omg. It's that creepy kid that tried to grind on me from Summit.

18. Walk away, walk away.

19. I should call my parents sometime soon and see how they're doing.

20. JK, bad idea. They're gunna ask me about how I did on that essay.

21. Sorry, mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

22. Wait, is that the kid I matched with on Tinder that asked if I was DTF last weekend?

23. Ugh, there are so many hot people on this campus.

24. THIS. F**KING. HILL.

25. *sees friend*

26. Hi!!!!!

27. Ugh, I'm so popular.

28. *sees person went to high school with*

29. OMG, look down at your phone and text "apls;f;as'f;dl" to Ashley to avoid eye contact.

30. OooOOoOoOoooOO the Old Cap and the Sun have aligned in a picture-perfect pose.

31. *takes picture*

32. To Instagram or to not Instagram ... that's the real question right now.

33. Oh shit! That Cambus almost hit that guy over there.

34. I wonder if he did that on purpose to try to get free tuition.

35. Why are you longboarding right now?

36. Actually, if I was longboarding right now, I would probably get to class on time at this pace.

37. Why does the EPB exist?

38. That place smells like a dentist's office.

39. Oh Jesus Christ (no pun intended), is that another preacher on campus?

40. Should I listen to the argument they're having with an offended student?

41. Just yell, "I'm Jewish," to them and see how they respond, hahahaha.

42. They will probably look at you like they just saw Satan.

43. Nah, don't draw attention to yourself.

44. Why does it feel like the arctic tundra in this lecture hall right now?

45. Hey, it's better than sweating, tbh.

46. Holy crap, hottie in the row you usually sit in!!

47. Should I sit next to him??

48. Maybe we'll become friends and fall in love and become my future husband!

49. Damn, that blonde girl just sat next to him.

50. Oh well, I'm going out tonight anyway and will forget about him in an hour.