1. A freshman has asked you, “Who you do know here?", at a frat recently. More than you freshman, more than you.
2. Your pregame always becomes the game, and then the postgame, and then you end your night alone.
3. You’ve slept at the frats more nights than the freshman in the room have been at college. We've all done it.
4. You’ve tried to convince your 21 year old friends that an apartment party is more fun than the bars.
5. You hope for a theme party every week.
6. You actually just hope for any party.
7. You’ve started asking the sophomores for plans. If that doesn't work, the freshman.
8. You’ve contemplated dorm storming. You went.
9. You’ve tried sneaking in to every bar on campus. You’ve stopped trying.
10. A night at half priced apps at Applebees usually sounds more appealing than a night out.
11. You have a countdown until your 21st. 6 months, 4 days and 3 hours.
12. You have made an endless amounts of shot pages, none of them are for you.
13. Your night ends when your friends go to the bars and you end up eating Smotherella sticks from Jeff's.
14. You can’t remember the last weekend you didn’t get woken up shortly after bar close by your 21 year old roommate.
15. You practically have a PhD in fake ID drama.
16. You’ve thought about your 21st more than your Wedding Day.
17. You can’t keep up with the room changes in the frats anymore.
18. You know which frats you can get into the kitchen and which ones you can’t. You plan your night accordingly.
19. You have completely given up on your outfits. Basketball jersey and sweat pants? Perfect.
20. You say age is just a number so that you can hook up with a freshman.
21. Then you realize age is not just a number and instead is the reason for all of your problems and you need to be 21. Like yesterday.