The only thing harder than staying in the gym is getting ready for the gym. 

1. No.
2. Okay, fine. I did devour a personal pizza last night. 
3. And a grilled cheese.  
4. But, so did Shelby and she’s not working out!  
5. But, Shelby is skinny.  
6. Let me check how I look in the mirror.  
7. OMG, is this a fat mirror?  
8. I am going to the gym for 10 hours.  
9. Should I wear Nike spandex or workout pants? 
10. Spandex always rides up, but it is too hot for pants.  
11. Maybe, I just shouldn’t go.  
12. Fine. I’ll wear a bro tank and shorts.  
13. I wish I had trendy workout clothes.  
14. At least I have this LuluLemon headband.  
15. My sports bra matches with my outfit too much!  
16. Ugh.  
17. Do I wear my Nike running sneakers that have no support, or my ugly running sneakers that actually work?  
18. Nike sneakers.  
19. Which socks?  
20. Ugh.  
21. I hate the gym.  
22. But, I also hate my stomach.  
23. What if I see a cute boy at the gym?  
24. Or my booty call?  
25. They can’t see me like this!  
26. I have to cover this zit.  
27. Maybe put on some eyeliner, too.  
28. I’ll put my hair in a braid.  
29. Damn, I look good!  
30. I don’t want this makeup to go to waste.  
31. If I workout, it’ll all sweat off.  
32. Maybe I shouldn’t go to the gym.  
33. I’ll just have a healthy salad for dinner.  
34. Or sushi.  
35. Sushi’s not bad for you, right?  
36. I’ll get froyo, after!  
37. Froyo is basically no calories.  
38. I could try Nutrisystem.
39. Or, maybe I'll go on a juice cleanse.
40. I wish I was skinnier.
41. Ugh.
42. OMG it’s already so late! 
43. I have to get ready for my date!
44. Ha! Who am I kidding? I don't have a date.
45. And I'll never have a date if I don't go to the gym!
46. Ugh!
47. I’ll just go tomorrow.