Spring Break As Told By Kim Kardashian
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Spring Break As Told By Kim Kardashian

Monika von Brauchitsch
Mar 16, 2016
Hobart and William Smith Colleges
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Spring Break As Told By Kim Kardashian
Rolling Stone

It's no secret that spring break will bring out your best... as well as your absolute worst. As we all leave campus to enjoy our time away from classes and homework, we’ll enjoy a wild week with friends, booze and beaches. Whether it be loosing your friends, ordering the greatest drunk pizza of your life, staying in a crappy hotel or waking up in the hospital, spring break might (and probably will) absolutely mutilate you. Here's a timeline of your spring break plans, told through the original drama queen: Kim Kardashian.

*CHEERS*

When you begin to plan your week and you realize...

But it's day 1 and you and your friends to decide to begin drinking with breakfast.

When you realize you lost all your friends.

But later on, they fill you in about what you did last night.

And you're literally just like:

And then you check your credit card balance and your only possible reaction is:

A cute guy saves the day (and your mood) and starts talking to you on the beach, offering to pick up your tab.

Suddenly it's 3 a.m., you're drunk and you order room service.

And realize that picture you took last night was ACTUALLY posted on Facebook...

And you just need to accept that Spring Break won... and you lost.

That Monday morning back on campus and you can't get out of bed for classes.

And your parents ask how your trip went and you're just like:

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