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You Might Be a Georgia Southern Eagle If...

Time for another take off on Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck if..." jokes.

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You Might Be a Georgia Southern Eagle If...

You might be a Georgia Sothern Eagle if you have ever gotten lost in the math and physics building -- and still have not gotten out. 

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know the significance of the Candler county line.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know that Club Hendy is a nickname for the library.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know the only appropriate response to “Georgia!” is “Southern!”

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know what “The Small” is.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you have ever been to a paint party at the Plaza.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know the best parties are on Burkhalter and include bonfires.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know that Robin Hood is the place to go for game days.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know how to get to the first floor of the library.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you have ever taken a selfie with President Brooks Keel or Dean Jackson.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you have ever attended the lighting of sweetheart circle or the Watermelon cutting.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know the significance of the yellow school buses and, no, it is not lack of funds.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if you know that we are the real GSU.

You might be a Georgia Southern Eagle if this pumps you up:

“I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company -- and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia -- the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men three to two. They're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that -- and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!" -Erk Russell

G.A.T.A.

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