Life changed for the better in 2010 when Pinterest launched and procrastination became a whole lot easier. Since then, almost everyone has hopped on the Pinterest bandwagon and began organizing their life away one board at a time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m addicted to Pinterest,
And you’re obsessed too.
I open up my laptop and log on quickly,
Only “5 minutes!” I say, mistakenly.
So much to look at, where do I start?
I just want it all, be still my heart.
All of these shoes are just so cute,
Wedges, sandals, heels and boots.
Sorority paddles and bid day themes,
Look over there, it's the wedding of my dreams.
Some may think it’s excessive my "dream home" board has 1000 pins,
But I do not want to wonder what might have been.
I see bathing suits that I cannot afford,
Someone help my wallet, oh my Lord.
Pinterest, you make me feel organized,
With your study tips that are so advertised.
Chocolate chip cookies and mac 'n' cheese,
Oh, these recipes are such a tease.
I look at the clock, I’m a half hour in,
So many girls posing with pumpkins.
Balayage and ombréd hair galore,
Makeup looks complete with contour.
Maybe one day I’ll have my life together like the bloggers on here,
But until then, I’ll just stay on Pinterest for another year.