The 10 Different Types Of Hookups
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The 10 Different Types Of Hookups

In honor of Valentine's Day.

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We've all been there. It's a Friday night at the bar and you're out having a girls' night with your friends. All of a sudden, you spot a cute boy. And what happens from there, as they say, is history. There is a 95 percent chance that your hookup went one of 10 ways. These are those 10 ways.

1. The one night stand who you've never seen before but see 50 times a day after you hook up

This is the most common kind of hookup in our modern college culture. The cute guy who you spot from across the bar comes over and buys you a drink, and before you know it, Mags is empty and you two have been talking the entire night away. You two go home together, have your fun, and later go your separate ways.

The next day when you're getting lunch with your friends, retelling the entire hookup with intense details, you see your hookup. And then again at Kaldi's. And then again in libs. Once again while walking home. And once again -- Holy shit, are you stalking me? Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?

2. The freshman who lies and tells you he's a sophomore

You're at the bar and all of a sudden this guy comes over to talk you way too confidently. You notice he's cute but seems a little socially awkward. You finally ask him, "Are you a freshman?" to which he will reply, "No, I'm a sophomore."

You'll see him wearing his songfest shirt the next day leaving Longstreet.

3. The frat bro who tells all of his brothers 20 minutes after it happens

You'll walk to out of his room in the frat house to stares from all of his brothers. You'll find your friends downstairs and hear the giggles from his brothers. Later you'll find out that he posted in the GroupMe that you were "the best hookup ever" and they've stalked you all on Facebook.

Thanks for the 10 new Instagram follows, guys.

4. The best friend

You and your best friend got a little too drunk one night and it just sort of happened... and you've never talked about it since.

As far as you two know, it never happened.

5. The hookup whose name you don't know

"Who did you hook up with last night?"

"I don't know."

You know you hooked up with someone, but you don't know who. He might have had... brown hair? You're not clear about the much of the of the night, but you know you had fun.

6. The f*ckboi

He loses all respect for women after he hooks up with them. He refuses to cuddle with girls because he's afraid of them catching feelings. He kicks you out right after it happens. If you refuse to hook up with him, he will reply, "Fine, I'll hook up with her instead."

Just avoid these hookups. #stopfuckboiculture2k16

7. The secret crush

You see him around campus all the time. You've never spoken to him, but you two are always at libs at the same time. Finally, you see him out one night and you two end up chatting it up. You finally go home with him and immediately text your best friends while in the in the Uber.

8. The one who's slept around with all of your friends, but you didn't know it

The next morning while you are enjoying hungover rise 'n dine with your friends, they finally ask you the infamous question, "So what did you do last night?" You begin to tell your story when your friends go:

"No way, you hooked up with him? I hooked up with him first semester freshman year."

"Oh my god, me too!"

"No way, me too-"

Okay. We get it.

9. The one your friends will give you shit for the next morning

You know you shouldn't do it. You two probably have some weird past. He might be the f*ckboi mentioned earlier. You're well aware of the fact that you should not hook up with him sober; however, that shot of tequila is telling you otherwise.

You will have a stern talking-to from your best friend tomorrow morning for this.

10. The boyfriend kind.

This doesn't have to be someone that you're in a relationship with, but someone that you've been hoping up with for a long enough time that there is a certain level of comfort. You don't have to impress him anymore, a simple text will do to get the job done. You two actually watch Netflix after a "Netflix and chill sesh."

Bonus: The guy you've never hooked up with, but everyone thinks you have.

You two are just friends. No really, just friends. No like, you've never hooked up. Seriously.

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