College is hard to navigate for any student. It's stressful, overwhelming, and sometimes it can seem like you're lost on your Jet Ski late at night in the middle of the ocean, unsure of how you're going to get home. But don't worry because with these keys to collegiate success, provided by the great modern philosopher, DJ Khaled, you'll find your way back in no time.

1. Have good hygiene.

Smelling good is a must in college. Important products that will help you achieve hygienic success include, but are not limited to, Dove deodorant, Dove body soap, Listerine, and cocoa butter.

Live life squeaky clean.

2. Ignore the haters.

It's pretty self-explanatory.

3. Appreciate your dining hall food, especially the breakfast.

Also, always have water. Proper hydration is key.

4. Take advantage of your constant supply of food.

You know, if you have enough swipes for that.

5. Have a little fun now and again. And again.

6. Just be careful not to have too much fun.

7. Be grateful to those who stick by you.

You might not do so by making it rain with hundreds, but if that's your way of expressing gratitude, you do you.

8. You are smarter than you think. You just have to believe.

9. It's all about the right music.

To that one friend (you know who you are) who constantly demands the aux cord in the Uber: remember that the right music is key. There's no pressure, though.

10. Treat yourself.

A little pampering never hurt anybody.

11. Always push through.