February 09, 2012
Tweets of the Week
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@AlexEcton If I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
@JohnTBaldy Why is everyone complaining about SOAP? What else am I supposed to shower with???
@xox_breezy I read TFM/TSM columns, but I don't read the news..
@NikkiGass Majority of my friends are in relationships. All my single friends get asked on dates. I sit in my room pintresting my non-existant wedding
@Di_Matusiak Studying nutrition makes me feel fat. "Eat five vegetables a day"..i can't even name five vegetables #fatgrlproblems
@21inaBunkBed If you leave the house in sweatpants and a messy bun, there is a 100% chance you'll run into the guy you like. #neverfails #21inabunkbed
@Mizzou2SEC Did you know: The "Rock Chalk" chant is about limestone. Literally, just limestone. #RockChalk #GoLimestone
@totalfratmove 200 people in our chapter. Only 3 kinds of shoes. #TFM
@derrickprice So you still wear your high school lettermans jacket?...in college?
@Single_Because Dubbing Sundays "I'm afraid to check my bank account" days
@trevordobbins Does any else like playing catch the falling item after you open the freezer before it smashes ur toe?
@lindseyNwehking I started getting up an hour earlier just so I could fit more tv in before my morning nap, now that is impressive motivational depression!
@FakeBrotherJed Speaker's circle when I'm not there is just a minefield of papers you don't want for organizations you don't know about
@lpattss Spandex is a privelage, not a right.
@DrewHare12 #Thatawkwardmoment when you're done with a good season on Netflix and don't know what to do with yourself anymore..
@alexiamoghee i dont even want to walk to my car... i already know there's gonna be a parking ticket out there waiting for me.... #MizzouProblems
@willwilson3 Whenever someone calls me ugly, I go give them a hug, because I know how tough life can be for the visually impaired.
@rkclll Being bored out of your mind from study overload, hungry, poor, and sleepy? College ain't all Asher Roth promised.
@MensHumor Screw Snapple, Bacon is made from the best stuff on earth.