Tweets of the Week

Emily Miller
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@AlexEcton If I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

@JohnTBaldy Why is everyone complaining about SOAP? What else am I supposed to shower with???

@xox_breezy I read TFM/TSM columns, but I don't read the news..

@NikkiGass Majority of my friends are in relationships. All my single friends get asked on dates. I sit in my room pintresting my non-existant wedding

@Di_Matusiak Studying nutrition makes me feel fat. "Eat five vegetables a day"..i can't even name five vegetables #fatgrlproblems

@21inaBunkBed If you leave the house in sweatpants and a messy bun, there is a 100% chance you'll run into the guy you like. #neverfails #21inabunkbed

@Mizzou2SEC Did you know: The "Rock Chalk" chant is about limestone. Literally, just limestone. #RockChalk #GoLimestone

@totalfratmove 200 people in our chapter. Only 3 kinds of shoes. #TFM

@derrickprice So you still wear your high school lettermans jacket?...in college?

@Single_Because Dubbing Sundays "I'm afraid to check my bank account" days

@trevordobbins Does any else like playing catch the falling item after you open the freezer before it smashes ur toe?

@lindseyNwehking I started getting up an hour earlier just so I could fit more tv in before my morning nap, now that is impressive motivational depression!

@FakeBrotherJed Speaker's circle when I'm not there is just a minefield of papers you don't want for organizations you don't know about

@lpattss Spandex is a privelage, not a right.

@DrewHare12 #Thatawkwardmoment when you're done with a good season on Netflix and don't know what to do with yourself anymore..

@alexiamoghee i dont even want to walk to my car... i already know there's gonna be a parking ticket out there waiting for me.... #MizzouProblems

@willwilson3 Whenever someone calls me ugly, I go give them a hug, because I know how tough life can be for the visually impaired.

@rkclll  Being bored out of your mind from study overload, hungry, poor, and sleepy? College ain't all Asher Roth promised.

@MensHumor Screw Snapple, Bacon is made from the best stuff on earth.