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February 02, 2012

Funny Celebrity Tweets From the Past Year



Megan Featherston
Alpha Chi Omega

 

@kanyewest: Yo Britney, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you be #1, but me and Jay-Z single is one of the best songs of all time! LOL

@kanyewest: you basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end

@blakeshelton: Rewriting my fav Shania Twain song.. Any man that tries Touching my behind He's gonna be a beaten, bleedin', heaving kind of guy ...

@TheEllenShow: I love that you’re on Twitter @MichelleObama! Finally a forum to discuss the important topics with you. Have you been watching The Bachelor?

@cher: Don’t know how to utube!

@cher: Problem 4 me with pointy teeth hrs?! Drag my ass in day! Give wrong answers, don’t care about ?’s ! Wii game suffers! Haha

@MarthStweart: Do you think I am hip?

@GeorgeTakei: Donald Trump bows out of presidential race, citing inability to prove he wasn’t born a douchebag.

@JohnStamos: contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing charie sheen on two and a half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.

@alyankovik: BTW. Christina Aguilera, nice job at the Super Bowl, but changing the words to songs is MY gig.

@billmaher: Can we go back to using Facebook to what it was origionally for?- looking up exes to see how fat they got?

@WillFerrell: Sitting in green room with Jusin Beiber… must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face

@lindsaylohan: a waitress just hit me- punched me for no reason

@justinbeiber: someone approached me today and asked me if I was that chick from the L Word…

Megan is a junior studying English and legal studies. You may contact her at megan.featherston@ttu.edu.

 
 

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