Greek Question of the Week...

Alpha Gamma Delta

How do you know if you are the creeper at a party? Gentlemen, you are that creeper when…

You are leaning against a wall just staring at one girl the entire night.

You follow a girl to the bathroom, and then wait for outside the bathroom to come back to the party. 

You are the only guy dancing in the middle of a group of girls.

When a girl says, “Haaaaave you met my sister?”

You try dancing with a girl and she politely spins away from you, so you still try dancing with her.

You are the only one on the dance floor.

A girl tells you she has or is attending Harvard or that she is a foreign exchange student.

A girl says “Mmhmm” or “Ya.” to every thing you say.

Someone captures a picture of you staring directly at a girl.

You move one hundred yards closer every five minutes to the girl you have been staring at all night.

You talk about your girlfriend the whole night then ask for another girl’s number.

You actually use a line like, “My couch pulls out, but I don’t.”

A girl tells you she is Pre-Vet, but then proceeds to talk about her hatred for animals. 

A girl tells you her name is Isabella or Francesca.

You are an upperclassmen at a foam party.

A girl seems hotter the younger or drunker she is.

You quote Pocahontas as a pick up line. For example, “My hands move faster than the color of the wind.”

You get jealous over who a girl speaks to even though you just met her two minutes ago.

Next week: How to avoid becoming that creeper at a party.

Article by: Lauren Stanley and Colleen Raminski