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January 27, 2011
Where are Christian's Marbles?Readers, glad to have ya back! After the poltergeist chemist was like BRO, calm your hats we got outta control. We were running a-muck in The Chemists Laboratory, when from beneath the floorboard, billions of mice poured forth from mouths of oblivion. Even the daemon lord Marastass, feared the invasion of the Mice Kings. From their ratty dominion, they poured forth, into the world of men. But readers, they could not be caught. -Charles Darwyns
That, dear readers, is called Non-Fiction. It is from Charles Darwyns' book "The Cannonade in the Red-Breasted Poppy." This of course winning the Hugo Prize for Best in Symbolisms: Putting the B back in Bosoms. This acclaimed work of Literary genius, went on to become the best movie of all-time, "Veggie Tales II: The Koran." So inspiring that the Pope declared the religion of the world, and I quote, "SammyJammy Wednesdays." This caused great upsets in the gastrological Astrology. They ended at a Spicy Cabbage Part? PS: I want Bieber Tix
Conculsion: Peep deez tweets @cmaldona13 Josh is a junior studying selling and sales management. You may contact him at jford5690@gmail.com. Christian is a sophomore studying mechanical engineering. You may contact him at cmaldona13@gmail.com.
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