1. Where are the other girls?
I think I see a girl in the back of the classroom over there! Oh wait, that’s just a boy with long hair.
2. At least it’ll be easy to find a boyfriend…
The odds are good, but the goods are odd my friend.
3. I think I’ll sit next to this guy, he looks cute! *boy does not speak when spoken to*
I promise you will become a pro at getting out of awkward conversations (or frankly the lack thereof).
4. I can totally find cute steel toed boots.
Wrong.
5. There has to be more girls in my classes next semester.
Also wrong.
6. Why am I doing this to myself?
So you can show up the boys, duh.
7. Why is my code not working? How is my code actually working?
Magic.
8. Can this just be over yet?
Only a few more 18-credit-hour semesters to go!
9. At least I’ll have a job after graduation.
You betcha. Sorry, other majors.
10. How did I make it through this?
Still magic. But most likely the fact that you’re a strong, smart woman who has the potential to change the world. Go get ‘em.