We've all been there.
Our beloved iPhones don't always seem to last as long as we need them to, especially when the entire glass screen shatters. After the stages of hope, major sadness, and denial, you finally pull yourself -and your phone- together and accept what happened. Not until after you have these thoughts:
1. .......did my screen just...yup, it cracked.2. It still turns on!!!!
3. I deserve each piece of glass in my thumbs right now.
4. Probably should have kept the case on it.
5. And the screen protector.
6. I knew today wasn't going to be a good day.
7. Dear God please let the selfie camera work
8. Fuck there's a glare.
9. WHY ARE THE PIECES OF GLASS FALLING OUT???
10. Maybe if I lightly tap my phone all the excess glass will come out.
11. I should have just stuck with my Blackberry
12. My mom's gonna be so mad.
13. This phone's only lasted me 7 weeks. SEVEN WEEKS.
14. I'll pretend the case was on the whole time.
15. Maybe once I get this large pieces of glass I'll be able to see the screen better.
16. Nope.
17. When's my next upgrade?
18. Sh*t, I used the last upgrade the last time this happened.
19. WHEN WILL I LEARN!?
20. Maybe I can buy a new phone all together.
21. Scratch that, no money.
22. How am I going to tell Mom UGH
23. Maybe I'll get used to the cracks.
24. And the cuts on my hands.
25. And the glares.
26. This is why I can't have nice things.